Don’t waste all those free narratives right at your fingertips. They’re just waiting for you to weave them into a story.
Here’s how it goes:
1) First, cut and paste a screenful of status updates from your friends into your word processing program.
2) Then, get rid of all but the juiciest, most interesting ones.
3) Imagine a storyline in which these updates belong to your protagonist. Example below.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent, and permissions have been granted to publish these.
Here’s what I started with:
Ted Johnson might need some tequila. Some debt collecting agency calls me several times a day, looking for various Johnsons who don’t exist here. Today they are insisting my name must be Tequila Johnson.
Holly Schuster is up and operating off of 3 hours of sleep…but I got most of my work done…will be crashing this afternoon, for sure!
Tyler Hall talked for a long time with both of my sisters tonight, cried at a sad story on Biggest Loser, and baked a cake: what great (and free) therapy after a tiring day!
Samantha Rivera is making blueberry muffins and drinking coffee through a straw!!! (Yes, still!)
Here’s the beginning of my story:
She was up and operating after only 3 hours of sleep, having talked for a long time with both of her sisters the night before. They couldn’t tell her what to do about the collections agency calling several times a day, looking for Stan. What she felt like drinking was tequila, but the only thing at the office was stale coffee, cool enough to drink through a straw.
*This is a jumping off point to get your brain running—–not a suggestion to fictionalize your friends’ lives. Use more status updates to keep your story going, if you need them. Get writing!